Ok never mind. Thought i pooped my pants for a second. False alarm.
I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
I have one thing to say: spongebath.
I wish that wasn't all you had to say. And by that, I mean I wish you hadn't said that at all.
Dude, dont worry about the lamb fetus in the fridge.
What?
Just dont open the beer drawer.
It's like alcoholism for beginners at my kitchen table.
either she was really happy we won flip cup, or she was too drunk to notice her boyfriend behind her.
Post-sex chicken soup was such a good idea. It's been like an hour and I'm still applauding myself
Babe. Honestly. Trust me. Your balls are not that big. And i'm eager.
Im gonna wear a random assortment of things for Halloween, guy with the most creative answer gets laid
It makes no sense at first, you go with it, it's fun and entertaining and then a disaster
I just sent Brandon a snapchat where I wasn't wearing a shirt but had a rooster drawn on my boobs that said "cock block" and laughed for 10 minutes I have problems don't judge me
Both of us came out of our rooms at the same time in boxers and sat on the couch. No words were spoken.
Drank your wedding present. Sorry
just drove past - why are you walking towards the shop in your pyjamas?
Can't talk, on a quest for bacon.
Of course you try to burn the house down on the one night we take down the smoke alarm so we can use the fog machine more
Randomize
