Nice meating you last night
Not a typo
The panties match.
I'll be right there.
I swear if his heart was half the size of the cum stains he's left on my sheets we would have the perfect relationship
His appology was" look at it this way, at least you'll give better head without those teeth.'
I made a drinking game out of watching your DUI video, everytime you say " okay, well thats just your opinion"
Struggs. It's also 90 degrees out but I'm not sure I can feel heat or cold any more. Too hungover.
Please root for the ravens. I now have oral sex riding on this and it's been sooooo long
It's all a blur. I just remember holding some strangers baby
Yah. Thai people are way too trusting
I was woke up by the fucking Star Spangled Banner this morning. I sat up in bed and put my hand over my naked heart. I was so confused
there's an entire drinking game devoted to nobody liking her face
Why is there puke in my guitar?
Because you puked in your guitar.
I FUCKED THE WRONG FRIEND HELP ME
Don't do it. It's 9 am on a Monday morning and I'm hungover. I can't deal with tears right now.
So I fell alseep while I was motorboating that girl last night infront of the entire party.
I want to get drunk and watch somebody else's tragedy.
Randomize
