D3 body, D1 cock
But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
drinking steel reserve before noon and watching the price is right... 211... bet i pass out before then.
Because you know it would be fucking amazing to get trashed and shatter the dreams of 12 year old girls. I might get a shirt.
Can she stop putting up all these passive aggressive statuses and please come out of the "I-want-to-be-a-pornstar" closet already?
He wanted to bang in the work van while we were on shift together. He convinced me with "It's like the Scooby Doo van but looks nothing like the Scooby Doo van."
you said you didn't want to carry the pizza box so just folded up the pizza and put it in your pocket
Best case scenario: sex with hot bartender \nWorst case scenario: no sex and punched by tattooed guy that may or may not be said bartenders boyfriend.
Listen, unless you want to spend your birthday in a trunk, you better invite me
...and as she's going down on me I look at the speedo and I'm doing 15 under, with 6 cars tailgating me, and I know her parents saw her head pop up because they were the car right behind us.
I feel like emojis are just meant for explaining sex without using words to make anyone uncomfortable. It's a true gift
One does not fall in love, one falls flat on the their face after leaving a bar
Just screamed wow while using my vibrator.. new low
are you drinking tonight?
I have an exam tomorrow
so yes.
But we have bathrooms and they dont
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