How can i ever say i miss u when u wont go away
I realized that I earned the name Classy cassie as i was throwing up vodka slushie in my bed with a guy I know by the name extacy boy
i hate when i ask a girl what she's being for halloween and the first word isn't "slutty"
been home a week and haven't blacked out yet. i miss college
Drunk. The frashmen love me. Give them. Toilrt paper. And shiots
As shirtless as possible
Of course... Double fistin nati light cuz the powers out and it cuts down the times i gotta open the fridge... Genius
I gave the naked guy in the hotel a pop tart. He stopped crying.
Why do you need me to cover for work?
I wouldn't say NEED but lets just say I smell like guacamole and semen.
I can tell right now that knowing you will either be really fun or ruin my life
why is there a wheelchair in the hall and why does it look like we banged in it?
I'm just gonna put on a documentary and throw up
Is it okay that we fucked on my car hood, in his driveway, at 4 am with cars passing by ?
You bet your firm but soft ass I miss you
I could see the visible disappointment when she saw my penis
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