The walk of shame is so much worse when you've spent the night third wheeling.
i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
It involved homemade coconut rum, a waterfall, and street signs. I'll leave the rest to your capable imagination.
now that im off birth control, the world is a much scarier place
i feel like pizza bites are my only friend right now
Very excited! Vodka will be shot, dicks will be ridden, and memories made.
Does buying my brother condoms for Christmas say "keep having sex with her, I like her" or "dear god, do not get this girl pregnant"?
Mom looked at me, frowned, and said "it makes me sad to see you drink before noon.." So i told her if she doesn't like it she needs to stop waking me up before noon.
just for future reference, lake water is NOT mix for hard stuff. nor is it an adequate substitute.
I am actually offended he hasn't asked me to sleep with him yet to get better grades...I wanted the whole college experience.
I just watched a porn called gay of thrones and I think I've reached a new low in my life
Taking body shots off hot Camren. Get here now.
HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED
I walked in describing her boobs thinking I was talking to you only to hear dad say 'I remember when your moms were like that'. ALWAYS tell me when they get home early. Always
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