You stole her cigarette screaming that you were going to stop the air cancer from getting everyone.
at least i was looking out for everybody
So i just found out i replied to my room mates craigslist ad. Akward
he called me from germany to tell me about all the gummy bears he bought...i'm doubting his sobriety
It is scary how often "just flash him" is your advice.
He probably smells like baby powder and sexual identity crisis.
This is davidson friend mat i an drunk. Thank you for having a physical relationship. With David. I bet he gas a penis the size of an elephant tusk. You are a lucky lady.
If you make 120 dollars and I walk instd of drive and don't eat or smoke this week we can pay rent
Are we really going to sext in Pokemon battle fashion?
We found her on the balcony debating if it was easier to jump or throw up. Neither decision would not have been good for the 91 year old below us.
All I'm saying is the next time I see him naked, there better be something in it for me that doesn't end in bailing him out of jail.
You know just a typical night. Eating peanut butter off of tablespoons and having sex to our favorite Christmas carols. This is my favorite time of year.
If my dick was big enough to fuck the eye of a hurricane, I would.
I want to start a guest book for my bed room so when dudes leave they can write a review
Dude, fuck these noisy kids, fuck all this light, and fuck you for getting to sleep while I have to be productive and hungover.
What’s the best way to find out if he’s into anal?
I think you have the wrong number, but good luck with that
Randomize
