Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
I look like a poor person in the cast of Gay Oliver.
Registered for next semester classes drunk. Let's hope I didn't accidently sign up for history of dinosaurs again...
Here. I am here. I do not know where here is but it includes condom balloons, a keg castle, and a shaved goat. Do not find me...I am in post blackout heaven.
I vaguely remember walking down the highstreet with a plate of K offering lines to passers buy. I sold a line to a taxi driver.
he is allergic to cats. we can only glue dog hair on him. otherwise he might die and i dont want to be responsible for that.
ahaha ok
let's call it "werewolfing"
I found your bra. How you get it off the satellite dish is your problem.
Does it count if I'm only ambidextrous while masturbating?
my drunken justification for peeing in her closet was that her shoes were ugly
I'm going to have to have a long talk with god if my soul mate has a prince albert
I woke up and found piles of popcorn in a trail around my house, ending at a laundry basket full of pillows. What were we trying to catch last night?
Wife and kids came home early...naked passed out covered in chili cheese Fritos dad will haunt them forever.
do me a favor, I need this weekend off so can you work your magic and blow my boss again?
Just don't let me do two things: Beer bongs filled with vodka or shot competitions
The coast is clear - also, would it bother you if I chose not to wear pants?
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