do you know mcdonalds refuses to give out large cups of water now? you have to buy a bottle or they give you a small cup. No exceptions.
RUDE.
I said FINE, then I'd like 7 small waters and 2 of those nifty carrying cases to carry about my h2o.
outsmarted mickey deeeees
Apparently mid blow job I started crying telling her how "Wonderful this blow job is"
The iPad is going to make my porn collection SO much more glossier... thanks steve jobs.
george bush was a better president for first pitches than barack obama. there. i said it.
Are we responsible for the snowmen doing it doggy-style in my front yard?
Did I crawl through the hotel lobby all the way to our room?
We made a trail of cheez balls so we knew how to get back to te apartment.
Bring the cards this coming weekend. If I'm not here I died skydiving Friday
Just received a visit from the Ghost of Bad Decisions Past. Kind of weird 90% of the flashbacks happened in the same sixteen month span, the rest happened at Taco Bell.
That's awesome and prob the first time you had an idea of what to do. I'm super proud of you Chelz
Its cos im stoned ! My high self is maturing
she definitely didn't appreciate it when you justified bringing her home by yelling to me "fat bitches need love too"
And as the acid sets in, he looks back at the shallow form he used to call his and whispers "3 pee pees strong"
You were in no condition to manage a 3-way.
Someone just said “I need to use up this money before I’m tits up under the dirt” so I think I’m going to start using that in my daily vocabulary.
They made Game of Thrones Oreos. Kill me.
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