After he finished I threw up my arms and shouted STEVE HOLT!
he called me a worthless slut and then went 2 the bathroom 2 pee on the floor before leavin. but he was really hot and he left his jacket, should i call him?
You stood up and started yelling"Free blow jobs!" because you thought people would like you more.
Nothing says I've got my life together like buying a jumbo bottle of 7$ wine in sweat pants on a monday night
She told me I was lying in front of her toilet for an hour saying "lasers."
We JUST got rid of the new years fatties at my gym and now the spring break fatties are here. goddamn.
Phone sex soon? I mean date. Sex date. Date phone.
all 3? possibly?
I think I'm up to the challenge.
Also. This Ativan makes me feel fearless. I think we need an exciting new hobby for when we take it. How do you feel about ghost hunting?
And I told him that even though were not together, if he has sex with anyone I would have sex with someone else, video tape it and send it to him.
my dad has now seen 6 different dudes grab my ass. i guess i should start a list.
Just so you know my hand is still healing from where you drunkenly clawed me last Saturday
A dude I dated in high school just put a status about National Coming Out day. I checked his relationship status. He is dating a dude. Hello, Friday.
Good morning! Or after noon. Sorry for falling asleep in you
For the love of god, if any of you are up, bring me pants.
Guy just rode past on a lowrider bike smoking a blunt, I want his life
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