hey is it cool if i invite some fat girls to the party so i can be the skinny one?
yeah okay. but if i take one home with me you have to come over in the morning and tell her to get her shit and go.
so exactly what does one wear to an abortion clinic?
you were leaning up against the wall pulling your shirt up asking girls to dance on you. your courage to do that is both admirable and frightening.
It's like a toaster oven for my penis
But I aced my quizzes. Apparently flash card beer pong is an acceptable form of studying.
low point in my life last night. licked pizza grease off my iphone screen..
T minus 20 hours until we forget our names, find some city cowboys, and g&t into the night.
I know you are gonna wanna ask a lot of questions but when we are home I need to cover your face with deli meat and photograph it
All this studying of HIV makes me want to have sex with you.
I wonder how long it will take her to realize that I peed in her night stand.
I'm determining which apartments I'm mostly to move into based on how suitable the kitchens are for sex .
he's been dating her for 18 months and cheating on her with me for 16. if that's not commitment, i don't know what is.
EMERGENCY SUBJECT CHANGE. SHE DOESN'T KNOW.
Found your bra in my backseat. And yes it took me that long to finally clean it out from last weekend
Didn't even know it was missing, if that makes you feel any better
I can't be held responsible for what I do for you after a blowjob like that.
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