This is some kinda fucked up sordid doggy brothel peepshow bullshit.
okay serious question, the water is shut off in your house, do you attempt and use the clean toilet water for your new bong?
I told him I had my daily dose of vitamin c so i wouldn't blow him
recycled a plan b box. kill a baby. save a tree.
All he did was lie there and used his hands to keep pace. He was like the metronome of sex.
I come back into the room and you're grinding with the person in the mascot suit.
Good morning! Spongebob is on channel 257 when you wake up. Help yourself to breakfast. You were great last night. See you when i get back.
I'm at his house right now making him pancakes to compensate for YOU not giving him a handjob last night. You're welcome.
Yeah. I had to take off my shirt. It's soaked in weakness.
This Halloween will be different. I'm just here to get shitfaced, not troll around looking for slutty nun pussy.
I told him i turn boys gay hoping that would scare him off. Finally i found a way to take advantage of my disability.
I mean I'm so obviously classy currently laying in bed watching a movie while finishing my drink from last night
The guy I'm talking to drunk texted me his essay last night and he asked me to revise it
Just packed vodka and spare underwear into my purse- totally set for watching the hockey with him tonight
I just took a picture of Austin's dick wearing a hat. Except its not a hat it's a DayQuil cap.
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