ok think of it like jelly beans. if you can learn to like the licorice ones, youll always have lots of them because no one else wants them. its the same with fat chicks
Just set a new record on Need For Speed at the arcade. Had to enter Tiger Woods as the name.
So chef boyardee smells exactly the same after you throw it up
i literally discovered the exact same thing last week. i had the lasagna one
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Just saw a teacher from our school with his wife... Now i really know how little teachers get paid.
Yeah, but there's no serving sizes for dick.
Being the only sober one.. I had to feed you guys doritos. You kept licking my fingers.
My hanfda are one with the u niverse and I am cirretnly inhaling a couch
Also I just took a shit at a bar so always remember that ANYTHING is possible.
I was just laying in bed wondering if there's more important things in life than cheese stuffed pretzels.
Classic dick move. Breaking up your buddies 3-some by coming into his room and doing the Harlem Shake.
Drinking Patron always ends with me puking or receiving anal. So make your move when I start ordering it.
Is he the circus guy or the bi-curious street preacher?
Her parents are celebrating she found someone so well endowed.
Will there be champagne when they see the pay check?
You know you're gay when you have to have your coworkers explain to you why your bracket is terrible
OMG he dropped his pants for me. Granted it was to show me where he got stabbed but still...
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