Walking by Farrand Field is better than a porno right now.
you remind me of a slightly lless slutty bristol palin
and you remind me of a slightly less retarded levi johnston
If it was for sex do you really think i would asking for a mass vote? I'm like fidel castro when it comes to sex. No public approval needed.
Should I tell her she gave me head in the kitchen while I was eating a cupcake or would that hurt her dignity too much?
I'm covered in mustard and it looks like I nose dived in to barbed wire ??? Was last night that good?
So, we bought a knight today. Nearly life size. Hes in the garage, so don't be startled.
I plan on showing these boobs to so many people that by the end of it ill just have a shirt of beads.
Ryan got so drunk he gave a hobo $20 and I had to zip tie him to the bed so he doesn't out stupid himself
Awk. Hanging with her while messaging her ex about sex injuries he gave me
He tried to introduce me to one of his friends that kept looking at me and I said "OH NO! I can't do this shit anymore!!" It was like I had a vision of what drunk me would've done in about 20 minutes.
After pissing all over her van its a lot easier to look her in the eye than I thought.
My Sexting was not on an AP level
It threw me off a little. I had to take a moment and ask myself, "Is he really fingering me in his mom's kitchen while I eat a whopper?"
dude new orleans is fucking wild these two guys just performed dueling banjos except they were actually fighting with the banjos
Anyways enough about genital fatigue...
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