I think she kind of thinks she's better than us now ... please. I go to Michigan.
Do you think the party boat will still go out if there is a hurricane?
Pillow talk just revealed that he originally thought I was 16.
we were running to make last call and you stopped me and said very seriously "if i fall, go on without me. just make sure theres a beer in my hand when you go"
He won't stop licking me..... im choosing your date next time.
I hope your lack of response means you're banging, not talking about her purity ring.
Dude, you like sabotaged my shower time by walking in and eating a snack pack on the toilet. That's messed up on levels that haven't even been created.
Basically, what i'm trying to say is, if you don't have something, excuse or gift, to satisfy my anger i am going to look you in the eye and piss on the floor.
I'm really having trouble focusing on shark week with this erection
looked up people from my old yearbooks. 3 ex boyfriends are gay. im getting drunk now.
I think were only still together so we can make each other miserable
So i know i said I'm turning over a new leaf, but i met a guy with a dick piercing. I have to sleep with him. For science.
Guess who has two thumbs and broke her boyfriends dick?
Ugh. He got her for secret santa. Idk what to get. Idk what she's into.
... other people's boyfriends.
sad thing: we were only a shot away from an orgy. good thing: we all got laid.
Randomize
