i don't like sucking hair
it was nice. we just kind of hung out. she didnt even mention the farting incident.
So she puts out... but it wasn't worth it
I'm not conventionally pretty...I'm just crazy
is it possible for your nipples to fall off? if so mine might. they hurt so bad...
May or may not have just drunkenly opened my christmas presents. Greatly disappointed. Might break up sooner.
Apparently I climbed into a dryer last night and refused to leave... There are pictures to prove it
Just saw a crackhead get taken down by pd in the canal. Its offically spring
I just found a bag of teeth...
Either I'm too drunk or she gave me a hand job to the rhythm of jingle bells.
I wanna fuck that hideous moustache right off your face. get the confetti ready for the festivities
The Uber driver took us to a Waffle House. We didn't even say anything when we got in. MAGIC.
we're at the bar celebrating my ex bootycall getting his new gf pregnant... and me narrowly escaping a future as kitty foreman
I was legit late to work one day Bc it took me so long to get a good nude
Why the fuck is Ian Naked eating string cheese in my guest bedroom?
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