Call me so I can make it juicy for ya
I just want to sing "highway to the danger zone" when I'm taking his pants off.
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
I'm still amazed at how you managed to puke in every plant on the whole top floor at the mall without a single person noticing and without missing a step.
my mom just asked if she should wash your furry handcuffs with the lights or darks
Oh come on. There's no way I was the only female choir student taking shots in the back room.
HE HAS A CHODE. LIFE IS NOT GOING TO BE EASY FOR HIM.
And my only real exposure to Russian culture is you and Internet porn.
I'm pretty sure I'm the first person in the history of this college to rollerblade their walk of shame.
The little girl I'm babysitting is having a tea party, the water and chips she's passing out are doing wonders for my hangover.
is it acceptable to cross the border for sex?
He said the main reason he fucked me was cause of my storm trooper tattoo. IT ATTRACHES ALL THE HOT NERDS
You should feel special! You're also the only person I've ever punched during sex
It was hands down the most magical fuck I've ever had
It was the only fuck you've ever had..
This is what I get for listening to Christians.
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