Who wants to bang the sort of girl you can get with Axe body spray??
I probably wouldn't hook up with him if I had to deal with more than his penis. i think cumulatively we are up to a minute of actual conversation this week.
i dont know, i woke up and he was going down on me. i guess i can save his number
I know the scar will be in an obvious place, that's why I'm certain it'll score me cancer blowjobs
you cant keep talent like that locked up in a relationship
No it was after you showed us his fraternaty letters shaven out of your pubes
It seems like every guy I've hooked up with all end up hanging out together, its like a cult.
Freshmen girls are like potato chips you can't have just one.
would it be mean if I put better with the lights off on my sex playlist just for my hook up with him?
What happens at the gay bar stays at the gay bar. Except that I sold my panties for $100. People should know that.
Oh thank the gods of upholstery, i thought that was never coming out...
This guy at the airport was telling me 3/4 dudes in his group got rufied at some strip club. One guy woke up in the hospital, another found himself in a random parking garage, the other got back to the room and they all shit their pants. Go Vegas.
You're about wine.
Yes, I'm like 90% wine at the moment
I thought I was really making her scream. Turns out she had a Lego jammed in her lower back.
I have hit the ultimate fuck buddy status. We pulled over in a construction zone to have a quickie.
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