So I decided to put different foods on my dick to see which would feel the best
and??
Cake is only good when you eat it
Yeah, I was googling pictures of sharks, and I accidentally typed "shart." Huge mistake.
I stole a road cone for their 13 yr old son. Apparently I told him to put Christmas lights on it, and "treat her like a lady."
I think I'm going to postpone my photo shoot until my Gpa dies. I don't want to be in lingerie and stripper heels when I finally get the call
id say bad/good trip...at first I wanted to claw off my skin... but then when i tried i ended up tickling myself for an hour.
Thanks for your number, i want to ski with you, do party with you and sleep with you. Lucas.
I just came so hard there were tears. Actual tears.
I am not sure which is more amazing; The fact that she offered me sex, beer AND nachos, or that she can properly use a semi-colon at her current blood alcohol level.
I am day drunk. Get ready to see my dick.
BTW I totally understand panda express being popular amongst the highs. I can feel the shrimp being slaughtered in my mouth. It's fantastic.
I shall welcome him into my body with an open liver and completely lay down all chance of resistance. Sweet Zeus, please take me to Mt. Olympus and share all that is divine. I promise, the secrets will be safe with me
i think my cat just said my name.
apparently when we were gone the parents play strip connect 4
I think you might be the first man ever to describe getting a blowjob as "neat"
Right after i got done cumming i sat back and gave a big Ric Flair "WOOOOOO!"
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