WIFE SWAP. FAMILY OF MIDGETS. LIFETIME. NOW.
IM SAVING ALL MY LOVE FOR YOU
I don't want it.
You deserve yourself a blunt and a build a bear.
Hate sex is AWESOME! I faked it, and when she fell asleep i came in her purse.
Well if I am having twins, at least I'll finally have 2 kids by the same father.
he sounded really stupid. it was like his puke had a stutter, too.
Escaped ambulance. Meet me at your apartment.
Nothing kills the mood when I am hooking up on the dance floor like the DJ saying Happy Valentines.
Sudue. BIG CUP LOTS OF NOMNOMD TUOSPY
Yo send me the pic of me stickn my dick in the paint bucket last night
I could of sworn you were praying in the strip club.
I think you would be disgusted with me if you knew how many times I had imaginary sex with you today
My brain is like scrambled eggs. If scrambled eggs were trying to escape out of my skull through my forehead.
I danced with this guy last night, I left like I was humped by a blind baby kangaroo trying to body-box.
How does she have a hairless cat and a husband it's not fair. Both are hard to come by
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