And then I'm going to yell into her vagina and see if it echoes
guess what. just found out I had mono. no wonder alcohol didn't taste good on nye
She tried catching cigarette ashes on her tongue like snowflakes.
story update. I'm locked out of my house. Walk of shame advisory extended...
At some point we were all eating banana flavored rolling papers.
She was indeed spoonfeeding you potato salad out of that giant bowl with a giant spoon. Dont feel special, she was giving it to everyone that left the bar.
Cops do not care. One just laughed and said "precious"
I'm pretty sure they changed the plants at the grocery store because of us
Idk tell her to wear something sluttty. I have that one skirt I got arrested in if she wants to borrow?
Sorry I need more motivation then McDonalds and mojitos.
But for real, I had the best sex of my life on that bunk bed
Our conversation concluded a weekly schedule of casual sex in between classes.
All I remember about last st pattys day was I was in a bathtub with full bubbles, fully clothed, drinking out of a flamingo lawn ornament that someone cut a hole in.
It is such a beautiful day to not be arrested
my mom is drunk and is trying to get me to take a picture of her ass. what is life?
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