He said he was just looking at my pictures and was thinking about how he wanted to cut my hair..then dye it black and put platnium blonde extensions throughout it and layer my hair
seriously iPhone. stop autocorrecting all my fucks into ducks. you're making all my strong worded texts look harmless and adorable.
i cant cry in cvs. not again.
Sorry for walking in on you guys last night. FYI I have a bruise on my forehead from having the door slammed in my face. I deserved it.
Things I have that belong to you: shorts, headband, bra, purse, chinese food, vodka, and blood on my jeans. Happy homecoming.
WHY DO YOU ALWAYS PUT THE PLUG IN THE SINK BEFORE YOU PUKE IN IT
Just had Jager bombs for breakfast with her roommate... I do not regret this newfound lesbianism.
What drink are we having for lunch?
I just did a line of coke with an Olympic bronze medallist. I guess we know why he only got bronze.
Please send me a thumbs up pic afterwards. No homo. After you've redressed and are heading for the walk of shame out of course
btw my ex came by last night and saw the pregnancy test intructions. awkwarrrrd.......
Needless to say, she forgave him, they're back together, and I'm seriously considering having a lesbian year.
I'm not going to waste the next hour of my life writing a diplomatic email explaining that she's bitch. I have Parks and Rec to watch.
Did I just pee in the Taco Bell parking lot?
Yep. But do you remember wiping with my quesadilla?
i looked at my texts in the morning and saw that i had a full conversation with myself via text thinking it was someone else. i rejected myself
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