I think i sorta joined a cult last night
yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
i just noticed 4 flies in my red wine. i drank them.
i wish we had morning classes together so we can spike our coffee.
I yelled "Coming in hot." before penetrating. Im pretty sure she loved it.
This is how I ended up being the slutty friend isn't it?
that's the best thing i've ever said to a penis
This is NOT the time to take our hits and go to Disney. Let me repeat that. NOT THE TIME FOR DISNEY ON ACID
I WILL BE THE BEST FICTITIONAL HISTORICAL FIGURE FOR THE FEMENIST MOVEMENT THE WORLD HAS EVER SEEN
btw my ex came by last night and saw the pregnancy test intructions. awkwarrrrd.......
Somehow I got food poisoning AND alcohol poisoning in the same night. Its like everything I love is trying to kill me. I'm waiting for my tv to make its move.
I talked to the pizza guy for 10 minutes about my truck, I don't even have a truck
If my vagina were a person, it just ran a marathon.
there's crying, and people are upset, and there's a love triangle, and a broken heart, and so much estrogen
Decisions were made. The quality of them will be judged tomorrow
Randomize
