Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
'fingered' and 'feelings' NEVER belong in the same sentence.
She was Ugg boots AND a Bumpit. Of course I didn't sleep with her.
To put it in a frame of reference with which you're familiar, it was like making out with a golden retriever.
It's what America was founded on: former hookups referring you for a job four years later.
His roommate left already and took the beer pong table so we had to take off his bedroom door. Maybe res life won't notice.
There's a drag queen here that reminds me strongly of you. You should try crossdressing.
Toppless hop-scotch needs to become a competitive sport
moms trying to set me up with a 28 year old. hes graduated university like im getting high in my bed and he's an adult
Something about the fact that I could do coke off her ass cheeks just speaks to me
Do you think it would be a margarita if you just out tequila in a sonic slush?
Well. I mean as excuses for running late go, 'losing track of time in the bathhouse' has gotta be up there on the top ten.
It's not even 8:30a, wine glass is broken, there's sugar everywhere, and your mom just asked me what MILF means.
I used the line "you don't have enough pillows". Then left. Thought you should know.
I can't get past the whole vibrator up the ass stunt.. Can we have a ceremonial burning for his dignity because I will not ever touch that again..
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