why cant girls ever use the fly? why do they always have to awkwardly try to pull it over your belt?
just paid a stripper to have a minute conversation about the arizona game WTF
It's almost summer. We need to start reconnecting with our home drug dealers.
They'd unbutton the overalls with their lesbian-tongues. It wouldn't even be a problem.
he actually managed to pick a girl up by telling her that her skirt was ugly and she didnt do a good job with her makeup. thats some seriously low selfesteem
He's like my sex unicorn. Elusive and majestic. I'll catch him, I'm baiting with patron.
You insisted on calling your mixture of Bacardi & powdered milk "a Jamacian Facial."
Thank you for not boning my boss.
Somehow he made it really romantic
He came on your tits... That doesn't scream romance to me.
I wanna just rip ass and see his reaction but i bet itd be better to shatter that illusion when hes drunk
I know it's wrong but I'm human. Now get over here, tie me up, feed me pizza and Fuck the crazy out of me. Please.
i stood outside in the bushes for thirty minutes. Do you know how many drunk guys pee in bushes at 2 am?
Sometimes I get confused on who I really actually know and who's lives I just know everything about via internet. Its a fine line
you'll kiss me after i give you a blowjob but you wont kiss me after I eat apple sauce? am I the only one who sees something wrong with this?
He got mad at you last time bc you tried to rap battle him via text. This is strictly business.
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