He still wants to giggity, regardless of his girlfriend. So...I guess I'm happy again.
I just had sex with a black guy. He told me I had a big dick. I think that's God's way of saying it's okay to be gay.
I just got an email from a bridal website with the subject "Countdown to your Wedding Day"... is 11AM too early to drink the rest of the wine we have?
His dick might not be the answer to my problems, but I'm definitely ok with testing it as a possible solution.
I didn't know there was such thing as a bad orgasm. Until him.
Gotta love hanging with Nat. By the time guys realize she isnt going home with them, they've spent enough money and time to think I'm a good idea.
I sorta feel bad for the actual person in my fake id that got a drunk in public charge.
I just threw up every bad decision and it hurts
The only thought that went through my head was "that would be an absolute disaster" so of course I said yes
Dont care what i do tnt just as long as i get to chug a beer in somebodys face
I just love it. It's warm and soft and the rest of the world is so mean. My bed would never be mean to me
I woke up naked in her room. More precisely, I woke up naked in her room with her and her sister laughing at my penis. I hate my life.
Far too many of our conversations end in us talking about sperm
a girl walked up to me and asked if you were my brother. she shook her head and said 'im so sorry' when i said yes. what did you fucking do????????
I think my liver has finally had enough and is going all Ashley-Judd-in-a-Lifetime-movie on me.
Randomize
