A disheveled girl in front of me just looked down, shrieked, and yelled to the girl next to her "what is this" while pointing at two large white stains near the crotch of her black jeans. I love that Thursdays are weekends, it makes awesome Friday mornings
Well, I guess that settles the question of how thick the walls are in my building.
just got a girls number while on a 5 am adderall cig break this is college at its finest
i think i left my bra at your place
It's still hanging from my ceiling fan. Please let me keep it there.
If i need to get strippers involved i will.
You were basically naked. Just covered in pink duck tape and feathers. I'd have to say this is beyond the slutty mark..
Listening to my boss get blown in the next room by a male bartender from the gay bar. And watching pawnstars. Tell me I'm not the best wingman ever.
your sister totally cock blocked me last night don't even think about inviting her to taco night
I mean I'm into guys with money but more into guys I'm actually attracted to
yeah i guess i'd rather he was hot than rich
wow i don't know if that qualifies as growing up but if it does i'm all in
This was like angel cum on the bread of life filled with the nectar of the gods
My wife managed to convince me to not drink everclear by threatening to ban me from her vagina
he kept insisting he didn't have my number, so i called his phone and my number came up as "yeaaaaaaaaah!"
I'm drunk doing an ab workout. I can only hope I make it to bed tonight.
I have photo proof.
Girl, don't care. What's my rule? If I don't remember it, it never happened.
Well, if I'm gonna go gay, it's gonna be for NPH
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