with her its the mind over matter factor, i dont mind and she dont matter
her nipple to breast ratio was just odd
sometimes I think that if I just met him. he would have a crazy realization and fall madly in love with me. what do you say? I'm not just another fan.
i wish semen tasted like chocolate
all of your clothes are in the front law. btw..sprinklers go on in 20 minutes
Don't let me forget to bring the toilet inside tonight.
He just kept screaming "I have democratic immunity" as the cops dragged him into the car.
I just want to like rub my face on his abs
I need help
Best thing she said after I kicked her out "rugby guys have single handedly ruined my faith in men"
Serious concern: will TSA confiscate my bondage rope?
Apparently it's not a "bonding moment" when you realize you use the same porn site as your boyfriend
Did you leave it the depths of Magic Mike's favorite banana hammock?
I wonder if go pro can customize a cock ring so I don't have to hold the camera anymore
I can see their wedding vows now: 'Til basicness do us part
Do normal couples celebrate occasions naked with Chicken McNuggets and BBQ sauce?
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