Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
DOES ANYONE KNOW THE NINJA TURTLES
Calling yourself a modern day Geisha doesn't justify being a whore.
I'm not sure, 7-8, the last bit was a rush of at least three blended together. Basically you fucked me so stupid that I can't even recall the number of orgasms.
So you know, I'm making that my facebook status.
I have never smelled more like a drunk mariachi band than I do right now.
She literally pulled the door off the hinges and "dropped" it down the stairs... Do I just say 'good job' and put her to sleep?
Happiness was finding the hidden Gatorade in the fridge
I think it's time for a new pick up line. So far my " hey you want to go back to my place, order a pizza and fuck?" Has set me at an all time low downtown 0/4
like every night i go out someone always suggests nipple hugs so that's why I always end up topless
Well, we 69'd in the Jacuzzi. If that tells you the kind of night I had. Neither of us knew we could hold our breath that long. Deff. Most. Dangerous. Sex. Ever.
That's when I realized I was probably naked in the wrong bed
She was here for a threesome... She doesn't have to put the new roll of toilet paper on the dispenser. She can leave the new roll wherever she wants!
We had everything under control until this one jackass fucked up. Thanks, Peter.
Its like your face is a pile of corn and I'm a chicken
...What??
I just motorbotted some guy and my hair got stuck in his nipple ring...owww
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