4:25 am: I want you here. Ugh.
How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
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i may or may not be dressed up as my farmville farmer. gonna harvest some ladiesss tonight!!!
I went from a chick that didn't like to have sex to one that can't get enough of it. I can't believe I'm going to say this but at 27 I think I need a happy medium
You would think that an uncircumcised man would understand how the hood of a clit works.
I just heard someone say "gosh-darnit" and they didn't have a southern twang. I worry for New York.
I had to write an apology letter to security guards in the hotel so I didnt get kicked out
do not get into a discussion with my roommate when im sitting there naked ever again.
Walked into my campus store carrying a pitcher of sangria. No fucks given. Also this recipe is banging.
I just saw a douchebag with frosted tips & a LaCoste polo with popped collar driving a Call of Duty edition Jeep. It was a cavalcade of stereotypes.
Well his ex just grabbed his dick and told him yep Ill call u later
Mainly I just wanna pet bunnies. And purple chicks. Well any color chicks if I close my eyes. But purple if I open them.
Well when I got home you were sitting at the table eating cold, leftover taco meat. I'd say you were pretty far gone by that time.
You know what a wolf looks like when it kills a small animal? How it shakes it around in it's mouth? I did that to a bag of Taco Bell last night
sorry for any reference made toward your boobs or making you feel pregnant or incapable of peeing. make it a wonderful day.
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