hahahahahahhahahahaha. 26, Dominican, has a funny accent, thinks I'm hot. Tots boning.
I just had to explain to my father, how having two screens plugged into my computer doesn't use more internet.
just mention it in a side comment sometime today... like oh by the way i have a daughter but um yeah my day was good
Watching Argentina vs Germany during a wedding on an iPhone. Thank you Steve Jobs.
That's ok. Our relationship has a solid foundation of booze and questionable behavior.
I was under the impression that I sent actual words. turns out it was a series of letters and question marks on a side note we still had sex
St Patricks Day is not the day you decide to have a sober epiphany.
The only thing in that hotel room that we didn't fuck on was the roof
So i know i shouldnt being spending random large amnts of money...but i just bought a sword.
I'll pick you up. Avoid slightly awkward no-we're-not-dating-but-I'm-still-screwing-your-son-after-2-years parental run-ins.
I'm so confused as to where the sexual euphemisms end and the drinking starts
Literally had sex in his grow room under a plant.. ganja queen .
I just watched my mom pour beer into her vodka and drink it.
Here's the thing. Kinda drunk. Eating leftover soup. In bed. Watching Disney channel.
So then edible panties?
Jesus no he likes candy too much, I'd lose a lip
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