Dude, I don't think I'll ever be able to find a girl for me...
Is this the gay conversation?
I'm in that stage of denial where I hope our kids have his nose.
You do realize that you broke up with him, right?
hows that letter of apology to the waitress at waffle house coming?
i mean he wasn't bad looking, but i wouldn't have slept with my professor if i knew everyone would get an A
You would think that an uncircumcised man would understand how the hood of a clit works.
The kid I'm babysitting just asked if I had a boyfriend. WHY IS A FOUR YEAR OLD MAKING ME FEEL BAD ABOUT MY LIFE
Sorry about coming to the pool in only a thong. I thought you said it was closed. Not that you were teaching a group of kids how to swim.
I JUST SEARCHED GINGER COCK ON TUMBLR AND THEY'RE ALL REALLY WELL HUNG? I'M CRYING. IS THIS HOW GINGERS KEEP REPRODUCING?
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU?
i don't know why he's complaining, i'm the one with four hickeys on my ass.
I traded my pants for a Santa hat last night and it was so worth it.
I curse you to think about Guy Fieri whenever you have sex with your lady.
I'll just go on tinder. Seeking strong male to help take apart ikea furniture and move. I'll touch your dick.
Just don’t be like me and break up between Christmas and NYE and then get blackout on NYE and puke in your undies.
Taking a walk while tripping face during Halloween time was a bad idea. I started crying bc I was so scared and hide in the parks playground.
Ahhh, the bane of our relationship.... His mediocre penis
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