Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
I just made a milkshake without a blender... thats determination
Umm. Any where really. Alcohol and boobs. Those are the requirements.
It went from "haha, this will be funny" to "full blown anime porn fetish"
I swear if it wasn't for meeting for drug dealers @ gas stations, i would never remember to get gas.
guy just got out of the car at the drive in and told his girlfriend "fuck you and your taco" and walked off
So not only did you shoot down my invitation and prob walked past my house but now ur excluding me from a wet t shirt contest which btw i totally would have won
What goes on in that head of yours?
Gay sex, for the most part. Why?
He and I are basically the same person, except he has a glorious penis and I have glorious breasts.
Well it's like a wise man once told me: "If you're going to shave your balls, don't do it hungover."
Best feedback on my performance so far: "There are things that can't be unseen."
Shut up. You had me at killer robots. Your place or mine?
I got a lap dance in honor of your birthday last night.
Thank you.
theres a video...
oh god.
Just puked. First it was bright neon blue then it turned to bright lime green. How does that even happen? And wtf was I drinkin last night?
You told me you could hear my heartbeat through my penis but your methods were unethical.
Sixty five beats a minute. I stand by that.
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