I went to moterboat her and I started laughing, so I just kinda blew on them... I think I'm gona call that move the sailboat.
Taljing aboutpenisrs w gerruly ska pops
Go ahead. I tried to back up ur budhism story but she mite be catching on
Dammit. I hoped that would work. Just tell her I'm doing my pilgrmidge to Nepal or something.
I just realized. my grades aren't ready for st patties day...
Why was there a 1000 piece puzzle covered in hot sauce being cooked in the microwave?
Throwing up out both ends. This is not how I pictured adulthood.
Seriously you have a sixth sense. You woke up out of a nap to tell us all to check the clock and it was 4:18. You're like the spiderman of smoking weed.
We HAVE another bedroom, it's not like I was gunna chain you into the closet. Often.
No fucking judgements. You know me. Chinese food vent sessions are safe places.
So, left this guys house wearing a #1 Grandpa shirt and I think this is the best sex score I've ever had.
Our first time hooking up was on New Years and we've managed to hook up every holiday since, I'm hoping this lasts until 2016 just to fulfill my American Holiday sex fantasy I never knew I had
sorry for pouring tequila vodka and whiskey down your throat and left you to sleep on a table
Oh dear God, they have a song about Mom...
You can either drink his whiskey or be a bitch. Doing both is just mean.
It’s like I’m living in some alternate wet dream universe right now
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