Party's warming up, a tranny just got here...
I am I'm going to have heart failure he's peed on my life.
i hate that you can chart my weight gain through my facebook pictures.
i woke up with "only hugh can prevent florist friars" written up my arm ... i need to know what we did last night
Operation Purity has been aborted
come over i need a lifeguard for my shower
She played chubby bunny with our cocks.. She got 4
Is snow just God skeeting all over the place??
Yes. Yes it is.
He came up and told us to watch as he chugged his beer with no hands. Then asked if he could come drunk swimming with us.
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He fucked me so hard I might have to go to the hospital for internal bleeding
Can I have him when you're done?
The thing is that despite the high paying career and the increased responsibility, my life hasn't changed that much. Only instead of blacking out on $2 wells at some dive I blackout on top shelf martinis in a suit. Oh and only on Fri & Sat nights. Being 30 doesn't suck as bad as everyone led me to believe.
Just bought the plane tickets. Light headed. Blood rush to clit oh god blue clit. Mayday mayday vagina down!
his brother walked in while we were fucking on the couch, told me i had "lovely jugs" and offered to make both of us a drink
I threw up a lot of peanut butter last night.
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