my sisters under your porch take her home
why dont you just whore around college until someone loves you...thats how it works for girls isnt it?
I was giving him a handjob and he commented that he loved my nailpolish....I'm destined to die a fag hag
I feel like I've been slapped by Gods icy cold dick of vengeance.
I think theres a high possibility i could be flammable.
He's living a porn movie. He's slept with a waitress at her work for lunch, a bar tender at the bar that night, and the cleaning lady the next morning.
That was the #1 scariest moment in my life. I have full trust in you, I let you bite my penis for god sake.
He let me keep my Michael Jordan Bulls jersey on during sex.
If by some world ending natural disaster I get into an actual relationship with this kid, should I tell him the truth about the web of lies I've based our current relationship on?
No other awkward car ride can beat the one you give your drug dealer home.
I'm making myself the patron saint of bisexuality
WTF DOES CAROLINE HAVE GLASS IN HER FACE
So how was it?
The cemetery or the sex?
Took the ex out to the bar, then left with her and her best friend....and you said this was a bad thing.
She's wear your skin crazy! Is it wrong that I'm gonna fuck her 1 more time though?
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