she was so not down for the gang bang
So tell me more about the cum that came out of your nose
My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
Fuck 8am classes
Dear Jesus I'm gonna throw up through my eyes
i jus got home and totaly forgot i had nut all over the back of my shirt
..im mad u rememberd about that
I've never seen the starbucks guy more terrified than when you dove out the car window after your credit card
I put bits of fruit cocktail in the jello shots i made because i knew that they were gonna be the only thing we ate all day
Gosh, I don't even have that. Let alone someone to tie me up and whip me with Twizzlers.
Waking up to find your mom holding your birth control pills and telling you I suggest you take this
You told me you would ride a pig into the night sky screaming, "I wear my sunglasses at night"
Made a holiday JibJab of all my fucks. How's your night?
One day soon I'll learn the difference between a good high and way too high. Today is not the day.
I can't believe he's mad at you for not remembering your fake anniversary.
You showed me your butthole that's like a mating call in other species
I just want to trace his tattoos with my tongue
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