God I can't wait to have my phone textbombed every night
I just saw a girl play flip cup with only her tongue
I'm in love
it's gonna be a chat room kind of night
Don't tits with veins remind you of road maps?
I can't go out tonight. I feel like I'm starting to party as much as Farrah on Teen Mom.
Nick just found a baggie of 3 year old shrooms in his desk drawer and downed it all with cheap white wine. I am not on vomit duty tonight.
if my spotter knew I was listening to the Wicked soundtrack on my iPod, I wouldn't even be mad if he dropped the barbell on my throat
Does the whole "it was New Years" excuse apply this year?
Second day of summer classes and i already got this girl to send me nudes during class
that is WHY your in summer classes
worth it
There is soup leaking out of my nose nothing in life has prepared me for this moment
We had a 30 min conversation last night about whether or not to bone that girl with a lisp to see if she moans with one...
I told him that I wanted his dick like I wanted a jumbo hot dog. There something wrong with my priorities
That's what you get for doing kinky shit with a guy that lives in his moms basement.
You want to know how I feel? I feel like Cady Heron pushed me in front of a bus last night.
I should've left when he told me that he only smoked crack by accident once
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