Nice. Sry i missed. Also sorry that i pissed on my toothbrush last nite
Sink seemed easy target but balance was no good
Good thing you left when you did - ended up getting banned from jimmy johns.
Just got a call from someone claiming to be my son . How do I initiate a conversation. Tell me about the last eighteen years. And by the way who is your mom again?
I literally might walk of shame home on a cable car. If that doesn't scream San Francisco I don't know what does
Either I put my underwear on inside out and wore it like that all day, or I had sex with him. Its sad I have to guess.
do you know where my other puke covered boot is
the dj asked me quote "are you sure you're sober enough to do this?" And I grabbed the mic from him and said "ill fucking show you sober- HIT IT". I also dropped the mic at the end so he had to come around and pick it up
Shania Twain would have been proud
It's fun yes. But hard on the body. I woke up with her purse, socks and one of her shoes in my room. The other shoe was outside. What the fuck were we doing last night?
I think I have to break up with him. I just cried, not moaned, screamed, etc, cried, with tears of sadness and disappointment when I came.
So when this rash is gone wanna hang out?
We're fucking and Lee Greenwood God Bless the USA comes on and he came. It was the most Roll Tide America moment of my life.
I think I just pulled an onion peel off my boob from sleeping on their kitchen floor
cake and sex. what better combination is there.
Literally just sitting around waiting for someone to come along and fuck my chakras back into alignment
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