this episode of spongebob makes me wish crabby patties were real
I love Welcome Back Week...No I wont accept your god but i will accept that hot dog
Dude, everyone in your family has slept with that girl. Her vagina is like the Hindu version of a Bar Mitzvah.
Ok, but If I make this happen, my first born son gets to fuck your first born daughter
my financial goal is to have my cable back before football season starts
I would do laundry with you but I vaguely remember swallowing all my quarters last night as some kind of trick.
It's sad that the best source of heat that I have is my vaporizer.
Well I'll be shitfaced all day the 4th in honor of this great nation... but I'm down for drunken camping/nature fucking on the 5th
Got done with class, now I'm buying MD 2020 with the ex. Sure feels like college.
I plan on blacking out and milking a cow
How many fucks given?
0.12846
I'm too pretty to go to jail. Especially in Louisiana.
Im so drunk and the cops showed up so i ran on all 4's through the woods because i had no shoes hoping they would mistake me for a fox
You smoked too much and passed out, didn't you?
You know me so well.
The smell of pee and coconut conditioner still makes me think of him
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