Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
a girl just showed up to class in a zip up hoddie and sweat pants. said she over slept. i guess she got hot and unzipped it , it was only then she realized was sleeping without a shirt or bra.
FYI don't ever, ever get a lap dance from a stripper who says " she's having a bad day " at a bachelor party.
He told me he wouldn't do any drunk sluts but me. I guess that's sort of a compliment...?
he bit the head off a dead goose for 5 beers. this is my future boyfriend.
Sorry I didn't pick up for your booty call. I usually am asleep at 4:00 on Thursdays. Like a normal person.
Apparently you need a permit for a flamethrower.
Being with her was like shitty sexual fear factor big ass sausage nipples over sized outty belly button i was scared and drunk tell know one
It's amazing
I want to run hundreds of miles and do a whole semesters worth of homework while flying on a unicorn and throwing endless glitter bombs
I am naked, and drinking straight gin with a flat tonic chaser. I had such greater hopes for myself as a child.
yea...tonic water is fucking gross.
Do you remember the guy that smelled like hot dogs?
I just met a stripper in the light of day who I ate a candy bikini off her body. This is how my weekend is going.
We broke the bed while I was handcuffed to the headboard and let's just say that was a hard one to explain to the RA
I just threw up into a baby carriage. There was a baby in it.
For a second I thought he was going to give me an intervention
You can't give interventions in a bar!
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