her boobs were like sundried tomatoes..
she then came into the room and yelled I'M GOING TO BE A COCK BLOCK for 5 minutes
she is like cheap alcohol. you can only get so buzzed before you get sick.
All I'm saying is that she needs to invest in some razors. But her head game is great. The pros and cons in last minute hook-ups
Our drug dealer just got busted, wear black tmrw
I may be in pain from falling off the roof but getting to the morning roof keg was well worth it.
You probably don't remember. You were drunk and getting your tits drummed on like haitian bongos in a voodoo ritual.
I am now trying to reassure her that she doesn't have a wide-set vagina. So thanks, for whatever you said.
Also txt me when you take your first dump of the year... I'd like to synchronize if that's at all possible.
Just had to hide the fact that I'm not wearing underwear from my 7 year old niece.
dude, we need a reunion soon, my vagina needs a deep massage. The kitty is ready to play
I love that my family celebrates every holiday with a joint. Chanukah? Mazel-juana! Easter? What's more spring than the color green? Election day? What better way to celebrate democracy in action than medical pot?
We almost drove away from the bar with a British stranger in our trunk...
Hey I had a great night last night but I don't want to lie to you I'm only 19 and that wasn't my place its was my cousin he's gone for the summer and I was just house sitting and watching his cat I'm sorry
He was someone so memorable that I'd completely forgotten he'd existed up to and during the encounter
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