Who spends 33 dollars at Taco Bell and lives???
I need a DD tuesday morning around 9 AM
I'm scared to ask why.....
1st bikini wax. Jose Cuervo is helping me prepare.
when i came out to my mom, it was over brunch. i was eating a banana. not exactly my smartest breakfast choice.
She walked in, looked at the bed, sniffed, sighed, and went to grab her cleaning supplies. I'd say she knows.
Im about to have a threesome, Ill pay you twenty bucks to go clean my room. Just throw it all in the closet.
You tried to sled down the middle of the street. In. Your. Coat. Of course you are bruised.
New justification for blow: drug week; 'how it's made'
She acts like a 3 year old but with fantastic tits. This girl is the reason women are objectified
How's my date look?
Like a retarded elf
In a good way
...I can smell the alcohol on your breath through that text
My costume for the end of the world party was a success. Everyone in the ER thought I was there because I got hit by a car when it was actually from alcohol poisoning.
MIDGETS
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I just watched some kid bang his girlfriend and I was like whatever I'll just sit here and do all your fucking drugs that's fine
is 250 jello shots considered an open container?
You should probably come home from vacation now. I make badddd decisions when you're gone.
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