gail simmons from food & wine magazine just heard me order my plan b pill
did you ask her what wine to pair it with?
I just won Halloween Walk of Shame Bingo!
I don't care. He smelled like a fucking chilli cookoff
Adams eating in the shower, he says it's one of his favorite places to eat. Btw it's milanos he's eating, he says he loves italy too.
Blood drive hookups: you will probably faint during the sex, but at least you know neither of you has AIDS
Selling drugs in raindeer antlers is the best way to spread christmas cheer
She apologized again the next day. I said it was pee under the bridge
One failed naked backward somersault off the bed and I realize - I either need to drink less or workout more. Perhaps both.
I'm still working on figuring out my birthday blowjob schedule. I'd love to just have all three of them get in there but I get the feeling they wouldn't like that.
but I'm still not sure how you became more and more fluent in Spanish the drunker you got
My roomate had an hour long melt down about her life choices not realizing I was in the middle of having sex... So yea it went pretty horribly.
He took my Spanx off and still fucked me twice. I call that success.
What do you want. Tryin to service my husband like the good wife that I am. It is bj Tuesday
Have u seen my vagina and my gorilla costume? Im in need of it.
Perfect attendance and not being drunk since Sunday. This is a new leaf if I've ever seen one
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