Get condoms and clear your schedule for the night. I'm bringing chinese food!
You litterally reached into some girls shirt, pulled out her tit and yelled whats up with this guy.
I kind of feel like guidos are mythical creatures.
And surprisingly enough iPhone does not have an app for Russian mail order brides.
I thought it was kinda weird that her ten yearold sister was playing bartender, but hey, the girl makes a damn good drink
Bubblewrap condoms. We can steal Ziplock's new slogan. Protection you can hear.
How many layers of skin can you loose before it becomes bad?
Nypd just made jon and hayes chug their forties.
Can I tell him I got herpes from your bong instead of from that guy who claimed to be an olympic diver?
I don't remember much but I think I'm wearing your underwear, and for that, I am extremely grateful.
The last thing I remember is crying and shaking my head as she was putting salt on my hand. I guess I took the shot
Spotted: shirtless guy wearing cut-off hot shorts, 1 cowboy boot and a sombrero puking in a bush while his friend yelled 'stop being a bitch" from the sidewalk'. Happy 4th of July 'merica!
smoked four grams out of a bong with a mixture of pool water and white rum. I applaud you for leaving before losing too many brain cells.
I have poison ivy and a broken finger. Don't have a threesome in the woods.
Just had to stop myself from doing a bump on the Disney bus. The struggle is real.
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