A big part of growing up is learning how to tastefully stare at women
I'm so horny!
I'm so hungry
WHAT A TERRIBLE REPLY!
For your pussy...
Tampa is so boring. I'm dying. I want lots of cleavage at my funeral. If i cant get laid, i want my friends to. I'm that kind of person
how do i say "thank you for the blowjob, but never talk to me again" without crushing her?
I am kinda proud of you, its like seeing my slutty baby take its first step
Just so you know I would totally fuck you. Does that count as a feeling?
He told me i had to sleep under his bed. He said it would be my castle.
I mean...he was throwing up for almost 3 consecutive hours. I don't think there's a chance in hell that would have tasted even close to tolerable.
I just want to get drunk and wake up on Wednesday
We had sex in the morning in pregnant lady position. Like fuck me like the hott piece of ass that I am, not your wife of 7 years.
my vag sweat smells like doritos
so now that we're not dating you have to stop sending shit like this to me okay?
Last night was like blooper reel sex. He dropped me!!
My blue shorts are now brown from all the stripper fake tan
All I remember is that I was trying to call my wolf pack by howling.
LACE UP YOUR GODDAMN SHOES
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