Apparently at one point I was wearing my sweatshirt backwards like it was normal and then I threw up into the hood. Never drinking again.
I feel like banging her is an expected thing. But banging you would be like getting a 36 on the ACT.
What would you do if you came home and i was in nothing but the table cloth?
Subtly mention that I'm not a lesbian. I would only go for rebecca's nipples because they're pierced and I like shiny things.
We decided to leave the bar after we shattered a glassand then drive to steal a baby pool for our water festivities tomorrow
Seriously. There are at least 10 other people drinking at the bar with me at 10:40. Im justifying it with the fact that I've been up since 5am.
Just found my old bop it. So many drinking game possibilities
I'm thinking about wearing a strap-on just to freak him out the next time he pulls my pants off.
What are you doing? Because if it happens to be drinking, or even any activity that rhymes with "drinking", I'll be over in 5.
You cried for a while then lifted lots of weights then cady's ex put glitter on your tits and then you took a nap. I got you pizza and brought you home. Nothing too exciting.
The exact people you expect to find at a bar at 2pm are here. Come visit. We'd really like the company.
That's why i need nudes. Plutonic nudes.
did you make it home?
i'm in a room and it looks like mine :)
hahah close nuff if it isnt
I wet willied a stranger last night didn’t I?
The fuck kind of sorcerer makes a pact with tequila
Most of the people I know from AA
Haha touché
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