Teenaged girls are God's best work and the Devil's best tool. Remember that my friend.
i'm in his phone as sushi coochie
Just found the book "How to Stay Christian in College" on my roommates desk. At a loss for words...
afterwards we were spooning and he said he wished he was a kangaroo so he cold put me in his pouch and keep me forever. I left as soon as he was asleep.
A lesson I learned in the hospital....when you masturbate while attached to a heart monitor, it scares the nurses a lot.
i cant do it anymore.. every time this girl orgasms she sounds like a motorcycle
He talks to me in this sweet I know you might be pregnant voice.
Half my face is frozen, my vagina is broken, I'm wearing only gym shorts eating a plate of mashed potatoes, avatar is on my tv. There's a naked guy on my couch whose name idk. I needa talk to you asap
OH HAPPY DAYS YOU'RE BOTH GINGERS YOU'LL REPRODUCE YOUR OWN KIND
I mean I'm so obviously classy currently laying in bed watching a movie while finishing my drink from last night
Appreciate the offer but I'm a huge fan of penis
Funny story... I got into my car and my porn started playing over my Bluetooth.
Now we just need to figure out why your underwear was in your bra
Ill try not let guys feel my boobs for free drinks next time, no promises tho. I am my boyfriends worst nightmare.
Laying in bed naked is fun. I now see why guys love boobs... They're sooo bouncy! This long distance relationship is really killing my sex life.
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