okay I may or may not have wrapped my body pillow up in your t-shirt and sprayed it with your axe and am now spooning with it.
again? I'm starting to get a little creeped out now.
He really likes Obama...and Bill Clinton too. He said "I mean, how many presidents can say that they got head in the oval office?"
Soulmates.
Whatever you do to me, stop, I found yet another blonde hair in my asshole.
theyll ask where you are and ill say on a date crying in a sombrero
like that time i did too much ghb at gay pride
it was pretty much a given that i would lose my thong on dollar tequilla shot night
The trashcan full of everclear punch caught on fire...you should probably come home now.
I'm so glad we both made out with him though. I feel like that really brought us together
He fed us edamame like baby birds. Slowly all coming back to me.
I've spent my afternoon dipping strawberries in DayQuil if that's any indication of where I'm at in life.
I'd just like to inform you. That when I was at bvj the first day I was blackout drunk by noon. Get on past Chelsea's level like now. Do it for present Chelsea
Please note that in response to your post about your dog's jaws clamped hard around a stick, I did not comment, "Takes after his dad." You're welcome.
I just gargled with NyQuil
Turns out he's actually a she. Might keep dating her just to see Mom's reaction.
yeah i'm making him "thanks for letting me befriend your toilet" cookies. wanna help? i'm sure you'll be making new friends too.
I keep worrying she's gonna have a repeat of the time the ceiling fan was talking in Chinese
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