please tell me I'm in your upstairs bedroom. Just google mapped myself and I have no idea where I am.
I give out O-faces like they're halloween candy
I just realized that I'm gonna have to lower my standards if I want random head.
It's been two days. My balls feel like watermelons.
Everything's a blur with pockets full of jello
If you were awake I would probably ride my bike over, fuck you like a god, leave you in the wonders of life, and bike home
this st patricks day sucks
ill send jameson via bank tube 150+ miles
You think he will forgive me for the paper being a week late if I bring him a beer?
...it's a 9am class...
I told him the only reason I'd sleep with him is if we have a threesome because I'll need moral support
You asked to borrow my glasses for a moment. Then you whipped them at someone's head.
You just sat there staring at your apple and saying "I'm so glad you're here" to it every time you took a bite.
No way hahaha I have zero intention of adding him I wanna just join in on a three some but mostly just be there for moral support and snacks
He deserves a nobel prize for his dick-giving abilities. 10/10, would ride again.
ok so you're 100% sure this time that he isn't your ex in disguise again?
He just looks like he'd be good in bed. He looks like he has a lot of anger built up in him and all I'm saying is that if he took out on my vagina I'm cool with that
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