Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
ive come to realize my hair is a lot like my vagina. i put a bunch of shit in it with no result
She was so high she ate a little piece of weed off her pants and thought it was food.
it wasn't sex, it was awkward naked time.
when i woke up this morning i blew my nose and ash came out.. i'm not sure what to make of this.
Bad idea pregaming graduation.... she just threw up before walking across the stage... i'm gonna miss this
day 8: i just gave goat a piece of pineapple soaked in rum. as an animal science major, im ashamed. as a normal person, it was awesome.
All I remember is running out of the bathroom with one shoe on and the other in my hand. Pretty sure I was yelling as well.
So not only did you shoot down my invitation and prob walked past my house but now ur excluding me from a wet t shirt contest which btw i totally would have won
I woke up at 5:47 in the morning to you peeing on my parents bedroom floor. I think we've established that you have a limit .
I hit a child with a fudge sickle from a moving vehicle after he flipped me off, I feel like a God. Tell no one. My partner didn't see it.
If you can't seal the deal with her, I will. And you know I'll be successful. So there's your incentive
I haven't even sucked a boob is 6 weeks I hate not college
Her neighbors? They're nice. Young family. Tried not to get puke on their side of the lawn.
Did you mean to say flashlight? Or did your grandpa really give you a fleshlight for your bday?
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