so... how was it???
he had bart simpson sheets. he had itunes on shuffle and "don't worry be happy" started playing when he took his boxers off. sad to say i was neither worried nor happy
My motherly instincts are overcoming my slutty ones
you think that next time i come over to do this you can pick up the condom wrappers you used on the other girls
Well at least it wasn't the first time I threw up out of a second story window
It's a delicate game of how much porn can I look at without the other interns noticing.
he said he'd buy me TWO burritos if I took my shirt off
I look like i have multiple stab wounds in my foot and there are footprints from the elevator to my room. What happened?
Oh, also as a concerning side note, my bra had drops of blood on it. So I don't know what the deal was, but someone I was around was definitely bleeding a decent amount.
She shoved her hand down my pants and held my cock for thirty minutes in the bar. It was like she was letting all the other females know I was hers.
He told me he felt the only proper thing to do was fuck me to the top of the corporate ladder
if he becomes president of the united states, I will tell EVERYONE that i took his virginity.
I currently hiding in an upside down garbage can please come find me
Who the abstract fuck do you think you are!?
my mom walked in on me eating her out, and i can never kiss my mother again.
It's like a donut of clothes around a pair of heels. Like they were transported to another dimension naked.
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