Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
so my bro's bff came over...we had an awkward "yeah we fucked and can fuck later, but let's just pretend it didn't happen in front of the family" hug.
I have before 2 am pics and after 2am pics, which do you want to see first?
She looked like a pterodactyl.....but dude i love dinosaurs
I was thinking of baby names while I was giving him a blow job
I just had a 30 minute fake cell phone conversation with myself just to avoid hooking up with the drunk guy next to me. its like an art form.
I wanna thank you for having such slutty friends growing up. Your a great little sister
Aaaaand then she sang MDMA to the tune of the YMCA song, with appropriate gestures.
We fucked then made friendship bracelets, his mother taught him right!
Just got gas in my car for the first time while high. Went better than expected.
You are so lucky you didn't go back to Tate's house. They decided to figure out who had the biggest balls... I was the judge
I saw seagulls fucking earlier today. What have you done with your life recently?
I'm like a sensual ninja. You turn your head for a second and.... BOOM I'm naked. It's like a naughty magic trick.
How do I stop your cat from bathing me? I'm afraid she'll get drunk off my sweat
If he ever pulls my hair again, I'm going to conveniently have lock jaw. Then he can decide whether pain during sex is still fucking appealing.
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