you yelled then hung up at the girl on information bc she could not pinpoint your location and tell you how to get to dennys
I'll put it this way. My grandkids felt that fuck.
youre just mad i got the high score on the breathalyzer
We weren't even through customs yet, and we got offered weed. You would love Jamaica.
It's a hurricane, not a zombie apocalypse. WHY DID YOU BUY SHOTGUNS?!?!
Dammit now I'm pissed. Its like I am torn between two worlds. A world of girls, and a world of people punching other people in the head. Both are just so beautiful.
I need rollerblades now
Rollerblades pick up bitches
We don't have any ice, so I'm using the frozen cognac to reduce the swelling on Abby's toe.
It's the warm chocolate goeyness of a brownie combined with the heavenly taste of weed-smell... Why have I never done this before?
I'm ordering dildos in a santa hat. You?
I think my brain has decided it's boycotting life until it can do whatever it wants.
Update: He still has devil magic genitals.
Just for future reference. Do not do zumba while stoned out of your mind.
Hey.... can you explain to me why when I woke up this morning my cell phone background had been changed to me getting a piggy back ride from a drag queen?
Its that time in the evening when I've had a few cocktails and wish you'd make a video about the packers and Jack Daniels.
Randomize
