I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
susan atkins died, charles manson's lady
dont cry, there are other serial killers to crush on.
Just found out you can rent the rollerena for 100 bucks and you can bring your own beer... when are you free this week?
I just saw a girl in Albersons in spandex and curlers buying PBR. Only PBR.
so i just realized i am an alcoholic. I was making some tomato soup because im still sick, and put vodka in it. sad huh? lets go out!
i just got cum up my nose. i would have expected more from the captain of the men's lacrosse team
I don't really want to explain to you right now but i just ate laundry detergent
You had a towel around you and you called it your shot bib.
#1- I went to button my shirt only to find they were all mising. #2- I'm so fu@king sore I feel like I was sweating to the oldies all night. #3- this pounding headache I have, I blame solely on Jennifer. Everyone sounds like Billy Mays when they talk. I remember nothing from last night, I'm concerned.
DO IT, or I'll send you pictures of my hickey to remind you of your loneliness
Halfway through the blowjob she stopped and said 'Wait I know this dick'.
I snorted xanax while wearing reindeer antlers. Prancer gone wild. Have a merry Christmas.
you can't tell me not to come to work cause roads are bad then ask me an hour later to come in and expect me to be sober
I never realized how weird our shower smells until I cracked a shower beer and had a familiar aroma to compare it to.
NOBODY TALKS SHIT ABOUT PANDA EXPRESS
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