dunno bout you, but i grow tired of beef curtains
Just checked my missed calls... why did you call me 37 times from 2:14 to 3:58?
Contrary to popular belief alot of woman do actually enjoy sucking cock.
so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?
Can we just schedule bi-weekly fucks and bypass all the bullshit?
just jacked off with my ROTC uniform on. boy i feel like an american.
thursday was literally the first time i didnt drunk eat since the bush administration and it was only because i was fucking someones boyfriend. making a mental note to do that more often.
Pretty certain he passed out for a while going down on me. Absolutely certain he passed out during the blow job.
The slutty girl scout law, revised for halloween 10: on my honor i will try, to serve my vagina and my shot glass. To hold back friends hair at all voming moments and to live by the sluttly girl scout law.
I feel like somehow my uterus ended up in my ribcage from all the keg stands i did last night..
There's a good chance a guy sucked off my right earring last night
There's a black statue of liberty dancing on the side of the road. Please hold while I join him.
I like her because we want the same things out of life AND she actually wants to have sex with me.
I just put on lipstick to sext him. That should tell you where my love life is at.
They offered me pot brownies in 7 minutes flat. Imagine my horror when I had to be like, are those gluten free?
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