porn bloobers exist! never have i laughed so hard while jerking off!
just smoked a blunt while listening to nsync. i now know what my childhood was missing.
Yeah, it was all fun and games until I realized that it wasn't my tent, and I had no idea who those people were
Appropriately today was the first time I've ever GTL'd. I can't believe I made fun of this,it's rather relaxing.
Uh, also, Rob told me he felt bad for choking you.
I had a dream last night that you and me were eating cheesecake and according to my FATHER I was moaning really loud in my sleep. I seriously have issues.
Dude she has starbursts in her sports bra. I feel like this is counter productive.
this mall makes me feel like I just rolled a 9 in jumanji and got the stampede card
I bought everclear. Bring your party pants and some addies
You're not gonna punch me in the face again are you?
I put chex mix in your purse for when you get hungry while doing your walk of shame tomorrow!
Also was told that I was her "third favourite booty call" - I'm taking this a good thing right?
It's a podium place so yeah...
this year we will have multiple halloween identities. lesbian couple meets brian and stewie
You can't text people with drinkers' regret at 8 in the morning. It's just bad form.
I faked an orgasm during phone sex last night. This relationship is starting to become real.
My arms in a cast, how am I supposed to have sex with only one hand?
more importantly I need two hands to eat pie
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