ok i said sorry. what else do you want?
100 blowjobs
"The real world" DC house is on the corner of 20th and S. Wanna come with to check it out? It's my goal to be a blurred out face in their hot tub.
You know how i spent all of black friday on the plane? Well guess who's getting a x-mas gift from skymall?!!??
i love when people i haven't talked to since we fucked write on my wall.
stumble upon led me to how to make wine in prison, followed by wedding dresses. it knows my life too well
After he came he asked what I was doing for thanksgiving.
Unintentionally made him cum in his own mouth, and he just sat there screaming..
figured after she passed out and i threw up in her bed, morning sex would be pushing it.
It feels like a bunch of leprechauns are using my brain as a soccer ball
After he finished he sang his college fight song like it was some victory
Spotted: shirtless guy wearing cut-off hot shorts, 1 cowboy boot and a sombrero puking in a bush while his friend yelled 'stop being a bitch" from the sidewalk'. Happy 4th of July 'merica!
If you sleep with him again I'll have you spayed
this place is dumb. no one understands my Sunday morning alcoholism here.
I started crying during a meeting at work and now I'm sitting on my couch drinking boxed wine at 1:30 in the afternoon. Fuck you too estrogen.
I can't hang out with this penis. I'll start thinking I like the person it belongs to.
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